Status Updates From Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely...

for the first time EVER, I couldn't eat while reading a book. that says A LOT

sadie's gradual loss of sanity, coherence and ability to read the room is just gold (also... the descriptions in this book are GROSS and she's absolutely nuts

"The texture would be tenderer without a bone. And yet, the bone lends substance, gives me something to suck on."
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Sadie, Sadie, Sadie…🤦🏾‍♀️

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Movie time!!🍿🤣
Poor College boy!!🤣🤣🤣

Poor Ranger!!🤣🤣🤣🌽

Fresh and vibrant - like the fruit and veg - but remember to add a nut job or two. 😊

Ah, Practice makes perfect! - shuck, shuck, shuck.

Ranger danger.

‘Mmmm!- creamy corn - so, so…errrmm…pleasurable!’ 😊

Very corny (lol) but a fun story - now just waiting for the fireworks to kick off...down in 'Produce'.

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Digging the recipes. 😅

'I received another phone call from my father, and I made the mistake of answering. He spent ten minutes telling me only imbeciles, Negroes, and ex-cons work in supermarkets, then he accused my mother of sleeping with Obama.'

'According to NVC, everyone has needs. People fight because of conflicting needs. Peace can be achieved when everybody’s needs are met. The store has needs. You have needs, and so do I. For example, I need to kill Terri. For all I know, Terri needs to kill me.'