Status Updates From The Uproar

Holy shit this book is so good I can not stop reading

‘He barks, but rarely—not so great w/ dogs, cats, rabbits, ferrets—any—domestic animal really (in fact, he wants to kill every one he sees). Speaking of killing, he kills mice and cockroaches. Really well. He responds to “come here,” “no,” and “sit”—treats—greatly increase his response time to these commands. Sometimes he dreams about chasing things and will woof in his sleep. It’s alarming at first, then endearing—’