Status Updates From I'm Afraid You've Got Dragons

Man, okay, so I started this (excellent!! Don’t get me wrong!!!) book expecting a fun, lighthearted romp…having completely overlooked that this is Peter S. “How dare you come to me now, when I am this?” Beagle we’re talking about. Anyways, if you find a squishy, discolored lump on the floor, that’s my heart and I’d rather like it back in time for Christmas, thanks.