Status Updates From This Kingdom Will Not Kill ...

Duke of the North!!!

I really like Reynald, but I’m also paranoid about liking him 😅

Yeah all these awful people need to meet the sharp end of an axe

There was no truck-kun 😂 these writers read manhwa I see ✨

can someone tell me who the love interest is!!

... I may or may not have stayed up. Until 5:30 am listening to this.

!!!

“Sleep well, my lady.”
Fuck off.
I shut the door in his face, locked it, and heard him chuckling on the other side. I pulled my dress strings sort, dropped the gown on the floor, and collapsed into my bed. Sushi immediately curled up by my feet.
“If he comes into the room, bite him,” I told her. “I’m counting on you.”
I closed my eyes and passed out.
🤣🤣🤣

“If you are ever standing by my side, it will be because that’s where you are supposed to be. It is where you belong, Maggie. You just don’t know it yet.”
😍

I’m only a few pages in and I can already tell this is going to be good. And the main character’s name is Maggie. I’m sold.

Hahahaha! This is so deliciously meta and self-aware that I could kiss Ilona and Andrew. I am obsessed.

Begging your absolute pardon?! This is no Innkeeper Chronicles quick snack. I just opened this up to over TWENTY HOURS of book. Excuse me while I gleefully disappear.