Status Updates From Happiness for Beginners

Duncan keeps it in a coffee mug on the shelf and calls it our pet."

Yeah. I have this superpower. I know I won't keep reading the book if I'm not satisfied in 2 pages.

I pushed my way through to his room, which was empty. Not empty of dirty boxers on the floor, or three-week-old Chinese takeout containers, or posters with girls in bikinis—just empty of Duncan."

It's like the author googled "how does a man's room look?" and went with the most cliche answer on Reddit.

He even teased me that he’d burn a meat-scented candle to help her feel at home.."

I feel so disappointed when I read something stupid on the first god damn page.

I’m only a few pages in and I’m already hooked. One of the best feelings ever when starting a new book