Status Updates From The Starving Saints

can’t believe the top review for this is “not gory enough and not gay enough” r we even reading the same book. that review prepared for an *understated* horror novel not this flesh fest. and these women get freakier w every page. some crazy control kink shit they had to stop making out in the throne room cos the demons were like “ooh let’s wait till they’re doing the nasty and then we’ll eAt them!”

a quarter in and the plot finally “starts”.

can’t believe in the middle of horrific war and deranged cult takeover these women can still find time for romance like hello? she’s choking u while *possessed by the devil* and ur like “ooh this is kinda sexy hehe!” shut up. ur about to get murdered or die of starvation. very cool formidable trio - nerdy renegade nun freak, street-smart flirty master manipulator, weepy muscular knight himbo. love them all