Status Updates From Heaven Official's Blessing ...

universe give me a HeShi fic pre black water arc where its basically the plot of tgcf book one but HeShi centrerd and Hexuans true form comes out just like san lang in banyue UNIVERSE PLS PLS PLS (bottom Shi Qingxuan too please)

this is genuinely rinnezha type betrayal how does someone plan this for HUNDREDS of years i wanna cry

Why the FUCK is the ghost frisk scene on the cover if it lasted like two pages BUT THE THREE HUNDRED PAGE SHI QINGXUAN AND HE XUAN ANGST ISNT ON THE COVER? HOW IS THAT FAIR? I DONT WANT HUALIAN

A/b/o finds me EVERYWHERE even when I don’t want it to 💔💔💔💔
I was lit crying cus of shi qingxuan and then next chap a flipping mount thonglu explodes and every ghost enters RUT? RUT? brother

Ja, cómo no! Xie Lian ayuda a un mercader rico a cambio le pide que haga una donación a su humilde capilla y va el tío y le da un pergamino... O sea...

"Gege, want to get married?"

PERO CÓMO SE TE OCURRE HACERLE ESA PREGUNTA AL POBRE XIE LIAN 😭 Y LUEGO ENCIMA VA Y DICE "Ah, es una broma"

DESGRACIADOOOOO

Okay so fuck hualian because if I didn’t GET MY OTP THEN EHATS EVEN THE POINT

“You called for the wrong person”
😦😦😦😦 what the FUCK.

Im lit not gonna even like the rest of the series this much anymore cus beafleaf is too good

“Ming Yi” furrowed his brow.”
NOOOOOOO NOOOOOO HE XUAN NOOOO

Hua cheng knew 😦😦😦😦😦😦 THIS WHOLW FUCKING TIME

My beafleaf ☹️☹️☹️
ALSO THE COFFIN SCENE RAHHHH

This fujoshi service ✌️🫤🫤

I sense a frisky scene 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

QUE XIE LIAN INTENTA DEJARLE SITIO EN EL CARRUAJE A HUA CHENG PERO ÉSTE LE RODEA LOS HOMBROS Y LE DICE QUE HAY MUCHO SITIO Y XIE LIAN PENSANDO QUE LA MEJOR FORMA DE QUE QUEPAN DOS PERSONAS ES QUE UNA SE SIENTE ENCIMA DE LA OTRA

*se desmaya desmayadamente*

"And here i was so sure the golden step-litter was carrying his honored wife!"

ES QUE XIE LIAN ES LA ESPOSA DE HUA CHENG

SEÑORA PÓNGASE AL DÍA POR FAVOR

(que el san lang le ha mandado un puto carro de oro a recogerle es que no puedo más xDDD)

BRO HE XUAN WANTS REVENGE ON SHI WUDU NOT SHI QINGXUAN PLS PLS MING YI DONT HURT HIM AND WHY IS HE BLACK WATER IN SO CONFUSED

Im gonna try stay away from spoilers now….

Apparently not only am I dumb I’m MEGA dumb bro beafleaf is between shi qingxuan and some other guy called He xuan (who I only knew as black water calamity) BUT HES ALSO MING YI OH MY GOSH AND THATD THE PLOT TWIST BRO NOOOOO NOT MING YI IM SO SAD NOW