Status Updates From Salve-me (Maxton Hall, #1)

“Do you give all your friends Beaufort stuff?” I ask.
He goes quiet for a bit, and all I can hear is the music playing quietly in the background. “No,” he answers in the end.
That’s all he says.
I don’t know what that means.

Yes you dooo liar 👀👀👀👀

The box set of My Hero Academia, a manga series I’ve had my eye on for months;

Oh my god Ruby you are so boring

Has the author ever even been a teenage manga reader? Sis should’ve been reading the ancient texts - like classic romance manga or BL. Girls don’t read mainstream stuff for pleasure.

“I’m sorry,” he says.
“What for?” I ask quietly.
“For never having given you any reason to look at me the way you just looked at Kieran.”
“James…”
“I’m going to change that,” he goes on, looking me deep in the eyes.

Brooo wtf
I've already folded like 5 times, there's no need to do this aaaaaahhhhhhh

Weak
I'm weeeeeeaaaak 🤧😩😭

Uuuuuuuugh I'm so invested, so easy to be invested in these two 😩🤧

The casting director did such a good job holy shit 😩

Ruby Bell, are you trying to flirt with me?

YES 🤚

TEXT HIM

“You have to text him!”

Pffff right on! 🤣

The pool scene uuuuugh 😩

It was the first event I got to go to, and I was so jittery and nervous that I happily drank every cup of punch that Wren brought me. I didn’t know he’d spiked it from his hip flask. And when he pulled me into a corridor and kissed me, I was euphoric. Wren was one of the most attractive boys I’d ever seen. And he wanted me. Having my first kiss with him was such a rush.


Ooooh fuck

“You know exactly why I don’t drink, Wren,”

Oi? This is new to me

(I can't get over Prince Valarr's face card. Oscar Morgan's heterochromia is absolutely beautiful)

With a ninja turtle

Oh this man is in love

It’s almost exactly the color of puke but makes her look kind of cute all the same. Like a Ninja Turtle. A Ninja Turtle with messed-up hair and a bright red face.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You’re not invisible to me anymore. And I don’t want to pretend that you are.

I would've folded the moment mommy said he was on my doorstep 👀😳

No need to say hello

I love how faithful the Prime adaptation is to the source material. It seems like every show these days is trying to stay close to what it's based on. That's great!

His eyes were practically begging you to look back at him.

OOOH?? 👀👀

“Beaufort was looking at you the whole time,” she says, out of the blue.

Oh? 🫢