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I try not to strangle my own hands or sweat through my blouse as Shirley, the head of HR, reads over the no-fraternization policy. Slowly. In excruciating detail. I want to die right now. How is it that Dallas has the ability, even ten years later, to embarrass me this badly😝🤪😜

Her nails dig into my arm.

My dick is instantly rock solid. “Here I am.🤩

I have a PhD in Willy’s body language, and based on her panicked expression and the way she’s crossing her arms, she’s desperate to escape.🥰

I would rather eat sand than deal with Dallas and his buddies all weekend😛

He and his friend used my bike to do tricks then flipped it into the lake behind his parents’ house. I had to save up for a year to buy a new one 😡🤬😡

“We could go together,” Dallas says—like it’s the best idea he’s ever had, like he hasn’t totally fucked me over in the past🤔

🤩H a guy in love with h since grade three and completely obsessed and deeply in love for all these years😛🥰😍 excited....please book, don't disappoint me🐱‍🏍

“Is there someone special?” Claudia asks.

“Yeah, but she’s not ready for me yet. She’ll come around eventually.”🥰

Dallas has never had a girlfriend as long as I’ve been with the team, so there being a someone is news to me. Especially since he’s such a relentless flirt.
😃😛🤩😁

“It’s an anxiety boner.”

“I don’t want to know. Please make it go away.” 😋🤣🧐