Status Updates From Again with Feeling (The Las...

author crimes. smh. jail for Gregory Ashe for one million years

mouse brain finally connects the dots

Oh my Dash. Cry it out. Don’t mind Bobby😤😤You’re hot and masculine?? 😅 so i’m sure a hot guy will sweep you off your feet until Bobby gets his shit together .

It was JUNE!!!!!!?????? We left off at February in the last book. So these two idiots have been stupid for 3 months plus. *cue tears of frustration* i think i might faint😭😭 Please who is dying? Quick save me from their stupidity.

The title doesn’t even give me much hope because it has the same lines as the heartbreaking bridge in Taylor swift’s “How did it end” so God pleasee😭😭😭 I just need someone to say the three words. that’s all . so we can start from there (Dash preferably😂😂)

This better bring me closure or I will jump

Believe it or not, there isn’t a WikiHow article for “How to Introduce Yourself to a Potential Murderer.” (I checked.)

Okay, I would have hooked up with strangers, except the one time I tried, I got so nervous that I had to pull over and puke on the side of the road, and I ended up messaging the guy (because of course I did, because I couldn’t just ghost him) and telling him I couldn’t, um, do adult stuff with him because I’d just watched Jurassic Park III and I was upset about how bad it had been.

Some girls are like that, you know? They don’t know how to have fun.” At that point, Bobby got a very different kind of look from Candy, and she took a lot of time uncrossing her legs and crossing them again.
(Not the 60-something lady trying The Basic Instict Sharon Stone move on Bobby 😂)

If you’ve never had a homicidal maniac call you a kindred spirit, let me tell you, it takes the shine off your day. And I didn’t love that part about keeping an eye on you either.

“Joking,” I said. “That was a joke.” Then, to seal the deal, I made myself laugh.
Everyone’s eyes got huge. A seagull screamed, did a startled take-off, and swerved at the last moment to avoid one of the piles.
At the next table, a baby started to cry.

If you're around my age, you just thought "It's a rock LOBSTER" and I don't care if you try to deny it.

ONLY I DIDN'T SAY FUDGE