Status Updates From The Geographer's Map to Rom...

UGHHHHHH

My God, Gabriel thought in horror. This is it. I’ve started thinking in poetry. I should never have kissed her. Those dear lips have corrupted me so sweetly…
“Oh for goodness sake,” he grumbled. Perhaps he should just surrender his doctorate and write romances instead.”

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PLS TELL ME AMELIA IS THE FEMALE LEAD OF THE NEXT BOOK

“Elodie promptly decided that backache (and what felt awfully like a splinter in her hip) was a small price to pay for such delight.”

GIRL 😩

“Oh, she’d removed her arms from around him—but her eyes, they were merciless. In the dark Gabriel could not see the sea green shade of their beauty, but he didn’t need to. It had long ago colored his soul.”

IM SWOONING

“I don’t wish to criticize the villagers—”
“I’m entirely comfortable criticizing them,” Gabriel interposed. “They’re money hungry.”

OH GABRIEL

“Exactly’ doesn’t count in geography.”
“What? Of course it does!”
“You have to feel the ambience.”

Gabriel regarded her with stiff irritation. They’d been out here for five hours now, feeling the ambience, measuring the ambience, and traipsing through so many mud puddles in the goddamned ambience that his boots were completely ruined.

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