Status Updates From Wrangled by the Alien Ranch...

I fear I may end up reading all of these for the fun of it

THESE BOOKS ARE SO ADORABLE🥹❤️ love me an alien rancher 🥹❤️❤️

Mind ya business, look away

Good god, I love these idiot aliens lmao

“I’m not skittish! I’m just… I’m just… reserved!” “Yes. My reserved little cat. “Fallon!” “drink you tea, little cat.” Page 114. HAHAHA GOD I LOVE FALLON

“Too cold… to… fuck you.” Page 97. HAHAHA NO SHIT

reading some trash to make me feel better

I keep getting interrupted reading this and it makes me want to scream

Already so excited

“Frankly, I found it rather rude that he did not immediately go white-eyed and fall to his knees when confronted with my wife’s beauty for the first time.” I love fallon

He made her natural pink dye because they don't have hairdressers on his penal colony and wanted her not to miss her pink hair. Fml

"You only murdered someone once"

"Yes! Only once! I promise"

My boy was really earnest and desperate for her to be his wife.

The wedding ceremony 🤣🤣🤣 belt in hand and all, ready to mate.... His book about humans did him dirty

Fallon is taking me out, he is hilarious.

Girl are you dumb

Poor Magnolia! Also will we never meet Oaken. Dang mountains.
Murdered a man. Will it be similar to silar?
Silar was trying to save his mom. What happened to Fallon?

Darcy & Fallon

i love fallon🤩

“From the moment she stepped out of that human craft, she’d been mine.
And I was not about to let something as tiny and unimportant as the fact I’d once murdered a man get in the way.”

Help she really put crack in these books I can’t be stopped

Golden Retriever mu*dered only once what is your problem?
(You literally have no visible problem because he was respectful towards you and you trust him instantly due to your deeply rooted trauma)

((I love it so far but sleep won yesterday))

😂😂 this series is so damn funny so far, I’m dying

Of COURSE, I’m sucking this down like my favorite boba tea. 🧋

Dicktackle

Oh Fellon, you Sweet Summer Child

"There is a bucket outside".

"Am I...supposed to Ejaculate into it?"

i never expected to see lapels being referred to as ‘alien appendages’ but here we are

HE MADE HER BACON AND EGGS IN A SMILING FACE - NO STOP RN I CANT HANDLE THIS

Fallon is like a silly little golden retriever and I love it

voy a leer todos los libros raros q sean necesarios para salvar esta compañia (no estudiar para los parciales)

Fallon might be cuter than Silar 🥹

These big alien cowboys are blustering and obsessed and I’m 👏🏼 HERE 👏🏼 FOR 👏🏼 IT

OBSESSED WITG THIS SERIES SO CUTE AND FUN