Status Updates From Buying Time

really satisfying all around. already have another of this guy's books downloaded, we'll see if i like that one enough to explore more 👀

drug that makes you experience paralyzed slow-mo for what feels like 20 years? NO THANK YOU

'in one corner an old man masturbated a handful a blood. a white guard kicked a bottle at him.
"give it a rest, pops, you broke it again."
pops ignored the advice.'
😭💀😂💀💀💀

old scifi is so funny. they can change basically everything about their appearance including race and live for hundreds of years, but they still have payphones and only two genders. what a world.

settlement called 'up yours'. that's gotta be nothing but criminals and fugitives right 😂

calling women 'slits' is so. 💀

the way he doesn't even try to make his voice sound different when he switches pov<3 thanks buddy that's super helpful to keep track of who's who

aww he severely underestimated the world's population in the 2000s. gold star for trying!

sex in zero g is so messsyyyy why are you doing that lmao

AIDS X?? they've got super aids in the future 😭

'i didn't know what to say. i spilled some wine instead.'
ive never tried that to get out of a conversation but whatever works ig

the fact that they call mortals "ephemerals" or "phems" for short makes it sound like only women are out here dying. accidentally fucked up !

think he just implied some of the people on the nude beach waved with their dicks. incredible image

"if you people are an underground organization running the world, i wish you'd get into another line of work. you're doing a really bad job."
toooooo real

the audio quality actually isn't terrible considering it's ripped from casette and it's such an old edition that i can't even find the version w this narrator on here or anywhere else! lmao

Brilliant. Brutal, but brilliant.