Status Updates From The Debutantes

So they April leave alone? The one WITH THE PHOTO EVIDENCE???? 😭 It's not like she took the photos with her phone and shared them beforehand, they're on her old ass camera!!!!!!

They got so easily out 💀 none of these idiots even tried to grab them, and the Jester is a JOKE!!!

Absolutely annoying how everything just falls into their laps:

- Piper puts her hand into someone else's bag like an asshole -> retrieves important evidence
- Piper logs into her father's computer -> he uses the same password for everything, even the pc with confidential patient data! has kept the patient file tab open
- April goes to university and IMMEDIATELY finds who she's looking for
etc.
🙄

Piper is such a moron: "Omg, one could not POSSIBLY cover up a murder as an overdose!!!"

..............

You know, in real life, they wouldn't just be women, aged 18 and up.

In honor of Mardi Gras

also: the "John Green character" thing was incredibly cringe, and I had to put the book down and stare ahead on the train for a moment when I got there, just stop 😭

........... "omg, why can SHE remember a short number code she typed in a YEAR ago when I, the MATHS GENIUS, can't???" and "you can remember a short code = having a good memory"???? girl, what 😭 "you notice things" 💀 bruh, what

again, a book in which people really behave so strangely; does the author ever go out?

And, of course, 21 wasn't old to be unmarried in the 19th century!!!!

Ten pages in and there's already corset nonsense AND false addresses!!!! 😡