Status Updates From Gary: The Definitive Biogra...

Official review of part 2:
1. Please make it stop
2. I want to burn this book
3. Please stop going on about the X factor it’s getting ridiculous #bigroymoment
4. I didn’t need to know about take that’s wanking competition tyvm.. in fact I think my life was much better before I had to read that
5. The first section of this was genuinely a hate crime

This one goes out to all the Middle Aged women who shouldn’t be on TikTok!!

Also the author is weirdly obsessed with the idea that Gary would have won the x-factor had it been around before he was famous. He’s mentioned it like 5 times already, very odd