Status Updates From Unromance

needed a palette cleanser after the Ted Bundy book and yeah it’s cheesy but I’m eating it up however. he’s a celebrity trying to stay single to stay out of the tabloids, and yet their plan is to go on fake dates with each other to desensitize him to romance??????? if he’s recognized that would put him in the tabloids no? plot kinda makes no sense rn but it’s just what I needed I guess