Status Updates From Guardian: Zhen Hun (Novel) ...

not the we-can't-be-together arc. thank fuck zyl is the most stubborn mf in the world

Finished the main story!!!

I’ll admit, I cried some tears. Shen Wei working so hard to manipulate his man into joining a suicide pact with him only to change his mind at the last moment because he realised that even though dying together would bind them forever, he wanted Zhao Yunlan to keep living no matter what!?? Sobbing!

My toxic couple of the year showing UP

Shen Wei, you toxic little man you (how I love you)

Living for the GCC and CSZ content, but please PRIEST I beg of you, let them have but a single kiss, maybe even just some hand holding? I'll even take one of them sacrificing themself for the other, give me SOMETHING!

GCC accepting side quests from ghosts is my spirit animal.

More exposition today but at least ZYL got his back cracked <3

Oh to be loved to the point of desired consumption

Shen Wei is a little freak after my own heart <3

“Once [he] had confined every last morsel, they would be one in flesh and blood… no longer could anything make him tremble at the possibility of losing the one he loved.”

I know AO3 is gonna have some DOOZIES when I’m done here

“How could Zhao Yunlan’s delicate, scholarly, easily bullied lover also turn out to be a terrorist who’d put a gag order on Zhao Yunlan’s fake dad?”

The memery going on in this is ending me. Low-key irked we got some time travel nonsense but I’m not even that mad because Shen Wei is turning out to be the most obsessed man I’ve ever met and highkey here for all his red flags

Homies, does it count as cannibalism if one of you is a King of Gui?

Yay for meeting your father in law, but boo for my snake queen tryna leave this found family?? Not on my watch diva