Status Updates From Clown Tear Junkies

Physical copy not Kindle. But you know how it is with adding editions here

I...this is the fastest I've been confident that I've found a new favorite books. Oh my god. Oh my GOD

- The Scream, My Dog ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- A Kind, Gay, Chinese Black Man ⭐⭐
- Give Courtney Cute Anything She Wants ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The Audacity of Hope ⭐⭐⭐
- The Doghouse ⭐⭐⭐⭐

- Green Ireland: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- What Ever Happened to Monty Morris? ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- A Salieri Puppet: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Hitler 'Stache: ⭐

- Actors and Actresses (and Others) Wanted: ⭐
- The Day My ID's ID Got Carded: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Long Necks: ⭐⭐⭐⭐

- Fishing With Higginsworth Fig VII: A Tale of Denial: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ice Cream in Amerikkkka: ⭐⭐⭐
- Waiting on a Girl: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- FUNERAL, CEMETERY, AUTOMOBILE, ALCOHOL: ⭐⭐⭐

- The Perfect Popcorn: A Recipe (or Confessions of a Lady-in-waiting): ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- 811 : ⭐⭐⭐⭐

- I Flunked Kindergarten ⭐⭐⭐
- How Much Is That Hospice in the Window? ⭐⭐⭐
- The Date ⭐⭐⭐
- On Plant Zōhlzärt, It's Okay to Get With Your Grandpa ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Struggle of a Description ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

811 Was absolutely brilliant. Favourite story so far.

“It’s not shit. It’s Mozart. I like it loud. Why don’t you turn that crap off and listen to Mozart with me? Mozart’s music is immeasurably superior to Salieri’s. Everyone knows that. Salieri sucks a big blue dick. The only reason you even know Salieri existed is because of that retarded Amadeus movie. You know what I think? I think you still want to replace me with a living Salieri marionette.

If I tell you I have to kill u

Love it

Smoking a big ass bowl of weed and reading this book has made me realize I might be able to write a book, (reverberating :Thoughts of a middle aged stoner)