Status Updates From Before I Go

Repetitive and boring. Dying cancer patient is obsessed with finding her replacement while her husband avoids her working from early in the morning to late at night on a dual PhD. Thinking she found the right woman to replace her, she assumes they are already having an affair while she is dying and pretty much left alone. In the end Oakley quickly tries to tie things up with a ridiculous ending.

"E que, quando ela riu, o seu riso abalou a minha convicção de que eu nascera para ser veterinário e me fez pensar que tinha nascido com o único propósito de encontrar maneiras de fazê-la rir novamente."

Not me bawling my eyes out

"Tudo está diferente, mas nada mudou. Esse paradoxo deixa-me confusa."