Status Updates From Homestuck

I lieeeeeb dia animationa, sie sind sooo guat gmacht🎉🎉🎉

"Captchalogue punched captchalogued captchalogue card"

I can’t believe there’s a goodreads entry for homestuck

onto this “intermission” now

I liebbbb dia konversationa zwüschat rose und dave😂🎉
Sie verhaltan sich jetzt scho wia gschwüstrig, obwohl se s no ned amol wissan dass se s sind😂

Sweet bro und hella jeff isch so an bullshit😂😂
"I told you man, I told you about the stairs"

> Rose: Stroke writing journals and mutter, 'My precious...'
Des fühl i rose😂😂

Mahhhh es isch scho traurig zum seacha, wia falsch john sin vater und eana sine beziehung siacht und ersch realisiert, dass er des alles für ean gmacht hat kurz bevor er stirbt

Johns mcconaughey schrein😂😂😂

"A familiar note is produced. It's the one Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune."

"No one will be the wiser.
Except maybe for people with eyes."😂

I schwör 13-jöhrige kinder sind a liga für sich😂😂

"This is the dumbest idea you had in weeks!!!
And yet the polished surface of your desk...
It beckons."
😂😂😂

"The next thing you do will probably be exceptionally meaningful.
> John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk."
Wia er o noch verlockt ume schauttt😂😂😂😂😂

Wowwwwe alle büacher dia i lesa könnt und i lies homestuck noml😂😂
Da einzige 8124 sita lange comic komplett ohne character development😂

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Hit the 1k today I’m pickin up build grist I’m climbig up the echeladder I’m checking my pesterchum bro I’m gen z and I like homestuck big fuckin’ whoop I love overly verbose prose and programming references I don’t understand What the fuck is even a Penny Arcade? Who told you about that? You gotta check mspa bro the new fucking flash animation just revealed so much lore Who’s “Toby Fox”?

saw my beautiful lovely wife terezi everything is awesomeeeee