Status Updates From Guardian: Zhen Hun (Novel) ...

The exposition dump in the last chapter was so uncalled for and so longgggg

You telling me SW was a yearner since the beginning of TIME!? Hua Cheng take NOTES baby

NOT THE FUCKING STALKER ASS PORTRAIT ROOM

SW’s cuteness aggression should be studied (by me)

ZYL bringing his man home to meet his mama - iconic behaviour

SW: hey, someone is going to come ask you to do something - whatever you do say no
ZYL, upon being asked to do the thing: Welllllll okie! :)

Side note: if GCC and CSZ don’t at least kiss I’m suing PRIEST

Diva, ZYL is just like “how can I put myself in harms way so my husband will look at me uwu”

I love reincarnation bs and when they reveal ZYL to be the Kunlun mountain man I want it on record I called it in book 1.

Blind!ZYL is also so cutie cos he’s just like “teehee brb” and poor SW is just tryna keep up to keep him safe

Tell me why I was not at all surprised my homeboi ZYL bought a house with the (totally not) primary intention of asking SW to move in with him before this man even accepted his dating proposal… so glad they’re smooching now.

I’d like to thank Priest for writing the most unhinged man cos SW biting his own wrist to avoid biting ZYL cos he just… likes him so much!? MY MANNNNNNN

yah, zyl is just fucked up in the head. good for him that i get it tho