Status Updates From Filthy, Dirty Christmas (Ru...

DNF

Christmas music. You either love it or you don’t. I used to love it. Now, I’m not so sure I’ll ever be able to listen to it again.
Jingle Bell Rock… more like fuck my life.

“he was kind of a dick.”
It’s true. To most people, Bodie is known as the guy who ‘tells it like it is.’
“He’s honest.”
Mae laughs. “Right. So, he’s a dick?”
“No, he’s straightforward. There’s a difference.”
She grins. “So, what you’re telling me is, you like it.”
“What? No. I don’t like jerks. I’m not that girl. Trust me, it’s—”

My husband is a jerk, too—cough—excuse me, straightforward.

“He’s got fuck me eyes.” I stare at my friend Mae and wait for her to burst into laughter.
She doesn’t. Instead, her eyes widen, and she nods slowly. “He really does, but we should click away. We don’t want to like this picture by accident.”
“Oh God. I did that last month and I nearly pissed myself.”

Let's support smaller indie authors! I'm making my way through this filthy Christmas series! Lol