Status Updates From Theoretically Straight

I want to even out sienna's red hair with her skin USING MY FISTS fuckingbitch

I love elise cause she aint giving a fuck about theo liking her old crush, she's like YASSSSS my yaoi ship is turning into realityyyyyy, my super christian goody-two-shoes male friend likes a BOYYY YIPPEEEE

OMG amo tanto a Theo, he's so cute

YASSSSSSSS overthinker rep lets go!!!!!

Cute and all but why do they sound 13 if they're supposed to be 17? Lol my 15yo sister would absolutely destroy the fuck out of these kids with one glance like... or maybe she's just a bully but these kids dont sound 17 at all to me

I really think that I will like this book because I have read some books by this author ,and I liked them