Status Updates From The Truth According to Ember

YES, NATALIE!
WTF KYLE?! You snitching ass bitch! 😒
Native dadd-SIR!

UGH NOOO
SAGE?! 😒 He’s a punk
stressed for this dinner

Omg he’s not letting her get away with anything!

EW Phoebe, fraternizing with VILE KYLE 😒
Phoebe is sus…

🤣 MARRY THAT MAN! I agree!

Danuwoaaaa🥰

O m g NOOO 😭💀

CALIFORNIAAAA 🌴

Ew, Kyle 😒 Worm

I just love ember. So relatable as a women.

Omg this is so funny and I can tell things are gonna get hoooooot 😁❤️

DNFing because there's something about second hand embarrassment as the main comedy bits that makes me shrivel inside, also I just don't like the fact the central conflict is the main character lying about EVERYTHING that's very frustrating. A few things here and there is fine, but everything isn't fun to read about.

Audiobook. I love this so far. Ember is hilarious and SO relatable.

need danuwoa so bad

Oh crap girl, he’s mad
Protect her, Natalie!

“Associate’s degree,” I mumbled. I knew what I made up on my résumé. SCREAMING

YES! Phoebe is gonna be salty

I had to be everything for everyone, and as exhausting as that was, it also defined me.
Sometimes I just wished I could be the one to try and fail.

Yeeeee she’s taking him home!

Oh shit 😤

Stop! I love them!
Omg he heard! 💀💀💀

I was just Ember Lee Cardinal, a sometimes liar, but mostly an overall good person. 💀 Girl…
Omg she’s stressing me out
O m g 💀 COOL

I crossed my legs at my ankles as Queen Clarisse Renaldi taught me when I was a kid. 😆

AAH!

Omg no! 🙈

Not strike-rolling Bucky 🤣

Ryan sounds like a lazy loser already

Omg he better pay her back IMMEDIATELY 😒