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rushdie is so real for really fw christian art

omg he is so real on talking about church vs state. i'm very spirtual myself but the church HAS been a force for evil in the past

interesting how much his wife was able to express her emotions differently. very american vs british sensibilities when it comes to emotions

"'Do you have a girlfriend?'
'What kind of a question is that?'
'Ordinary question to ask an ordinary guy.'
'Have you ever been in love?'
'I love God'
'Yes, but human beings?'
'None of your business'
'I'll take that as a no. How about a boyfriend? I heard you talk about your admiration for the real men in Lebannon. How about real men in Jersey?'"

OH MY GODDDD SALMAN YOU ATE W THAT

"yeah so fuck you mr.smarty pants" this made me laugh out loud

FRAN LEBOWITZ CAMEOOOO

"if I really wanted to get you, I'd put in all the stuff I left out" DAMN that's cold asf

I'M STARTING WITH THE MAN IN THE MIRROR!!!!

"a gun's sole purpose in this world is to take life"

period! salman rushdie should listen to sympathy is a knife by charli xcx

rushdie is a gemini stellium of COURSE he had a surprise wedding with his FIFTH WIFE WHO IS ALMOST 30 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIMMM (they are still cute and i like them but it's just #funny to me)

"if anyone is looking for remorse, you can stop reading right here" PERIOD KING