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‘he walked for her, breathed for her, got hard just hearing her say the words mandibular rostrum.’

‘And yet, when the landlady murmured apologies for there being only one bed, all Beth felt was secret erotic delight.’ the only appropriate response !!

‘“I’m a scientist, not a criminal. Well, not a murderous criminal, anyway.” He glanced at her with a roguish smirk. “Can’t practice ornithology without a little trespassing, a little theft, a little seduction of farmers’ wives.”’ ok dream career!

‘[she was] currently scowling at him as if she’d like to stab him with her furled parasol. He wished she would. Pretty was nice; naughty was ever so much better.’

completely and utterly absurd. and also addictive

baby’s first audiobook

I swear some of these sentences have been used before… Also Devon is so nice to Beth 😭😭😭😭

The caladrius is so cute omg 😭😭😭