Status Updates From Shall We Not Revenge

Okay. This is so cute.

Enjoying this one a lot.

* Lucius,
Do fuck off.
- Narcissa*

🤣🤣🤣🤣

”This is awful,” she said. “Try to turn Harry Potter over to the Dark Lord one time, and you get death glares for the rest of your life.

😂😂

“Mother never cared about the blood purity shite really, that was Lucius’ obsession. She just cares about being a snob. You’re the most famous woman in our world, a war hero, beautiful, intelligent. Perfect for her special little boy.”

“just cares about being a snob” 😂😂😂

“If you make her pain worse, I will remind you that I am the man who defeated Voldemort. If you hurt her, I will end you. And if this is some sick game or ploy to use her to redeem your name, I will torture you and then end you.”

Harry 🤣

“*Lucius,
Do fuck off.
- Narcissa*”

DEAD

”This is awful,” she said. “Try to turn Harry Potter over to the Dark Lord one time, and you get death glares for the rest of your life.”

I’m dead

“She does love media attention,” Draco confirmed. “Although I feel like she got plenty, being with me.”
“Yes, darling, you’re quite famous too,” Pansy patted his arm. “Don’t pout, it’s unbecoming of a Malfoy.”

I’m dead

“I have a few ideas, Granger,” Pansy said. “I’ve been wanting revenge on that Jillian - ”
“Giselle” Draco interrupted automatically.
“I don’t care,” Pansy said, still looking at Hermione.”

I quite like this Pansy so far

“She is famous,” his mother insisted. “How will I respond to a reporter if asked how I feel about the relationship? *‘Oh, she seemed lovely when my sister was torturing her on my drawing room floor, but my son hasn’t seen fit to bring her round for tea’*?”

*snorts*