Status Updates From Imogen, Obviously

This book is a lot funnier than I assumed it would be, and I’m very much enjoying it

I thought Gretchen was just borderline stupid, but she is just toxic and abusive actually??????? like why the fuck would you think that you are welcome to crash out into someone's dorm or college for that matter just cos you wanted???? like take the fucking hint, she is not answering you because she doesn't want to see your fugly face??????? SHUT UP, GRETHEN

and you did it on my birthday? what the fuck GRETHEN?

for all the shut up, GRETHEN. I would like to give a "I love Lili, my Brazilian queen"

I think I need a break, otherwise I will be throwing this book across the room and once again. SHUT UP, GRETHEN!

Is so called lesbian activist FOR REAL saying that someone turned someone gay??? LIKE SHUT UP, GRETHEN!

I'll make it a drinking game, whenever I say "shut up, Gretchen" out loud I need to drink a vodka shot, this way I will be dead by the end of the hour

SHUT UP GRETCHEN! If I wasn't able to understand that she is literally the sterotypical twitter user queer I swear I wouldn't not be able to finish this book. Because what do you mean you want to flirt with someone that commented on your friend's photo (that you just happen to be in), even though you have never in your life seem said person and had no idea whatsoever that the flirtatious comment is directed at you???