Status Updates From The Coin

“perhaps because america is the only country with the cultural practice of school shootings”

“I’m just going to say it. I didn’t want poor people to see my body. Their desperation scared me.”

uh…..

“You’re right that the American flag also features the color blue, but one cannot get to the bottom of it with all those stripes and stars. What an overbearing flag, just the thought of it twists my eyeballs.”

“Money I had enough of and pleasure one cannot possess. And teachers have power, don’t forget that”

“Dirt was my first hypothesis. It had its way of going where nothing else would go, and I kept seeing it, on surfaces, in corners, underneath furniture and long nails.”

This books feels like a few writing prompts that the author just ties together for no reason

Eccentric and very, very real