Status Updates From Hanukkah at the Great Green...

Challah is not a Chanukah food!!! Do sufganiyot!!!! This is making me ACTUALLY INSANE

"‘Talk to River about the Jewish thing. I hear conversion is easy enough these days and apparently they’re always looking to increase the Jewish deaf community. I already spoke to the rabbi and . . .’"

Conversion is at LEAST a year of study. At LEAST.

This "I grew up" line is already annoying me

Please stop using the word simpered

OH NOW THEYRE TEXTING FUCK OFFFFFF

I'm almost free of this hell book

So there's not much readily available about Samuel Rabbeth but as far as I can tell from his Wikipedia page and his TOMBSTONE: not Jewish!

It's very weird that she keeps calling it The Jewish Faith and not Judaism

RICE WINE IS GOOD STOP CALLING IT A HORROR

On what PLANET would a Jewish religious mother be DISAPPOINTED that her son would make a good sofer

Author what do you think l'chaim means?

I mean we really only do Chinese on Christmas but sure you can bring up Easter too I guess

Fundamental misunderstanding of the concept of Jewish Guilt (it's not the same as Catholic Guilt despite what the author is implying)

This is the most fundamentally Christian grasp of the variety of Jewish tradition and practice and faith that I've ever seen and that's

Saying A Lot.

They could be communicating in real time if they'd just text each other. Like he should absolutely learn BSL but it's not like they can't communicate right now.

Sorry but donating extra to a museum for being accessible is insane to me

They SHOULD be accessible, just by default. That's not praise worthy

Genuinely this comparison between mincemeat pie and challah and cherry blintzes (all foods I have eaten) is making me insane

Mincemeat pie is NOT AT ALL LIKE CHALLAH

AUTHOR WHAT THE *FUCK* ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

"Because what could he say to that?"

A lot actually! We have the ADA. We have IDEA. We have speech therapy services available via the public school system.

British people stop pretending their healthcare system is good for disabled people challenge

No I'm with Cohen on this one why the fuck would his mom be mad about him not coming home for Easter lmao

I don't think this author has a very good grasp of Han's character tbh