Status Updates From Adam Canfield of the Slash

Everyone kept looking and wondering and whispering at him. He keeps showing up late more and more. Every day he gets later and later. He cannot continue to be late over and over again.

They keep comparing girls and boys.

They keep arguing about who's better.

Adam continued to be late everyday even after 3 weeks of the new school year. He was called to the principal and he was even late there. He was running and trying to hurry up but he has too many things going on so he cant keep up.

They are talking about taking down the basketball hoops. The boys are gonna fight it. Then he gets confused about what day and schedule he was on. He is late to class because he has to put his baritone up.

They are arguing about jobs. They're saying what's more lame is sweeping a hallway 150 yards long. It would not be fun said the boy.

He walked into class late. They start talking. Then they started talking about janitors. He was saying how he didn't want to be a janitor.