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DNF

I have to dnf. I really tried

this fmc is so annoying i actually can't stand her

Why is he attracted to her and how is there half a book left still

And now he is paying with credit card in a restaurant in Berlin and somehow the server has taken his credit card. Has this lady ever been outside of Disneyland?

FIVE BLOCKS SOUTH OF THE LOUVRE. SOUTH. OF. THE. LOUVRE. As if the Louvre was a) not next to the river with several bridges crossing, b) massive and c) in Paris where streets do not follow “block” structure

Artisanal lettuce as opposed to factory lettuce?

I hate this book. Why am I doing this to myself

This billionaire who donates money and shit to everyone cannot even make sure that his own employees are properly paid

Has this person ever been to NYC?!

Nevermind. Sex scenes 1/5 d/t the virgin suddenly and magically a "sex kitten" including first time, 5 sec prep anal. Plus magical deep throating ability.

Laughably far fetched. But fun. FMC has a pet 5foot long iguana.

Sex scene(s) 2.5/5 plain with overuse of the word cock.

I’m obsessed