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Jayson
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Notes:
(1) While vivid, creative and funny (for youth),
the silliness gimmick gets long in the tooth.
- Just nonsense on nonsense and, albeit fine,
I need more than rhyming and kooky designs.
(2) Now, the obvious issue, the imagery here
is modern-day-iffy and doesn't endear.
- I wouldn't say "racist," but "racial" is fair,
while shocking at first, well, I really don't care.
— Jan 20, 2026 08:10PM
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Notes:
(1) While vivid, creative and funny (for youth),
the silliness gimmick gets long in the tooth.
- Just nonsense on nonsense and, albeit fine,
I need more than rhyming and kooky designs.
(2) Now, the obvious issue, the imagery here
is modern-day-iffy and doesn't endear.
- I wouldn't say "racist," but "racial" is fair,
while shocking at first, well, I really don't care.
Danna
is finished
Only a three star for this one, as the rhyming was mostly based on invented beasts' names and Seuss could have done much better.
— Sep 01, 2021 06:26AM
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Maria
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Did he just say he would put a human in his zoo?! The image isn’t great either.
— Mar 31, 2021 12:45PM
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Maria
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Yep, that’s racist, but he the text and the pictures.
— Mar 31, 2021 12:40PM
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Rosa
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From the web: Dr. Seuss Enterprises did not specify which illustrations were offensive, but four of the titles contain cartoon depictions of Asian people, while three contain stereotypical portrayals of Inuit.
— Mar 18, 2021 01:53PM
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Rosa
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I’ll go to the African island of Yerma
And bring back a fizzle-topped Tufted Mazurka,
The illustration is quite uncomfortable to see. It looks like a big nose ring rather than big lips.
— Mar 18, 2021 01:49PM
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And bring back a fizzle-topped Tufted Mazurka,
The illustration is quite uncomfortable to see. It looks like a big nose ring rather than big lips.
Rosa
is on page 13 of 64
I’ll hunt in the mountains of Zumba-ma-Tant
With helpers who all wear their eyes at a slant,
And capture a fine fluffy bird called the Bustard
— Mar 18, 2021 01:42PM
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With helpers who all wear their eyes at a slant,
And capture a fine fluffy bird called the Bustard


















