Status Updates From Marching Powder

And now he’s accidentally become a Mormon priest. Omg haha

Minus 13 days of starving at the Falcon, Thomas’s stay in the Bolivian prison has been pretty good. A NY-er (Ricardo) helped him recover the first few weeks, met a woman while outside the prison, rents his own cell (aka apartment), and is giving tours to backpackers.

AUS Paul’s call to his mum from prison was priceless. Two years & the phone cuts out, then has to call back & assure her he’s not doing drugs.

Brutal. The prison beating up 3 rapists in the pool. One inmate jumped on a guys skull with both feet...