Status Updates From And the Ass Saw the Angel

Reading through my fingers like this 🫣 it’s so disturbing.

‘By divine appointment ah was God’s snitch. Ah mean, no one can keep a secret better than a mute’.

Good grief this is so brilliant! I feel like I better stop reading for a while because I’m tearing through it so fast it’s going to be over before I know it 😩

‘Ma was a soak - a drunk - a piss-eyed hell-bag with a taste for homebrew ‘.

I think I’m going to like this, but it feels frightening to read and that’s not a bad thing. Go on, Cave, make me nervous of your creativity, just like that time you wrote ‘Where the Wild Roses Grow’ just for Kylie Minogue 😏