Status Updates From Polgara the Sorceress (Mall...

Pol bisexuality arc I see you 👀

I cannot stress enough how GAY mandor and wildantor are

BELMAKOR mention??? I never thought I'd hear that name again

Getting impaled to death by your own siege engine exploding is such a funny way to go. Rip kathandrion but.

"I have GOT to get this guy married immediately" - pol abt every rivan prince for 3000 years

Landless vagabondage

Okay burke and hare

Not the child bearing hips

Riva and Anrak are so fucking stupid (affectionate)

Garion is finally here!!!! The depiction of Alara’s madness was chilling especially the way that her brain just filtered out the fact that her husband had died and it broke my heart how everyone had lie to her to keep her happy and then her death was even sadder because she wandered off to find her dead husband and ended up walking over a cliff. 😭😭😭 Pol should’ve broken Belgarath’s nose tbh

Garion is almost hereeeee

Nyssia

Bro the bear cult sucksssssss

Chapter 20

Baron Mandor x Baron Wildandor? I mean when Mandor saved Wildandor from drowning this what it says in the book “ their hands crashed together. In a symbolic sense, neither of them let go again “ WTF how is that not a teeny bit gay

I wonder how long the angarks attacked the stronghold

Rip drasiania

Time for Pol to become Aunt Pol!!!