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"There! I shall never be myself again," and covering her face with her hands, she wept aloud, to the great wonder of the maid, who asked her if the rig'lars were coming back.

THIS WAS TOTALLY WRITTEN BY A WOMAN

Although she had carried it so bravely in the presence of the doctor, like a poor old hen defending her one chicken from a hawk, yet the mother of Clarissa had been dreadfully pained by the discovery of her daughter's error. She sprinkled flour upon the asparagus, and pepper on the pudding; she made several other mistakes, and when she perceived them, she threw herself on a stool in one corner, and said (1/2)

"Won't I make her sweet body writhe like a skinned eel!"

Evocative, if not erotic to a modern sensibility

Finding himself fairly detected, and that his duplicity must become manifest to both of the young ladies, Burr finished his business, and, starting up, said to Angelina:
"Come, my dear, now it's your turn! Lie right down!"

I'm nearly halfway and I still can't believe this book exists

I find it amusing that the book doesn't detail his pre-marital affair with his wife.

I find it amusing that the book doesn't detail his pre-marital affair with his wife.

Thing I have learned: Aaron Burr has a very short refractory period.

This author is SO into boobs.