Status Updates From The Sheik's Rediscovered Lover

I'm so glad this is a quick read bc I can't.

Who can't afford chocolate? I'm sorry but this story has become dumb.

How is the hero suppose to remember that this little 8 yr old from 10 yrs ago likes pasta and chocolate. That was 10 yrs ago and she was 8. So much has happen in those 10 yrs that I refuse to believe this lie. Also I'm sick of the reference to 10 yrs ago bc it sounds very How to Catch a Predatorish. Gross!

Did I just read that the 8 yr old had a crush on the 18 yr old. This could've been left out of the story.

Barf.

Ella you are a moron.

And her staff gives her the stink eye since she won't sleep with the a hole.

Unless you're Sheldon Cooper, five year olds don't know trig.

Fuck this.

So the whole is telling her she can't wear jeans now. Fuck this shit.

God this makes that asshole in the billionaire baby book look like a gentleman. Dear lord...and this is a contemporary. No fucking excuse.

Seriously, lady why don't you call the cops on him already. He broke in and now he's trying to get you and your kid to go with him in a country where he runs which will probably be oppressive to woman based on how this a-hole talks.