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elstaffe
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"So they hanged him" (136) hell of a last sentence for a book
— Aug 14, 2020 05:33AM
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elstaffe
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"Thus, we imbibe Cranapple juice, Lymon drink and Neestea—and Schweppervescence may be lurking in our quinine water." (117) brb trademarking Schweppervesence
— Aug 13, 2020 04:01PM
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elstaffe
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the entire "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut" story makes me wonder how fluent you can ever be in another language.
— Aug 13, 2020 04:01PM
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elstaffe
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"36. aloof. Top of a Chinese house." (98) nooooo
— Aug 13, 2020 04:00PM
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elstaffe
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"mutilate. What cats do at night." (96) NOT WRONG ON EITHER COUNT
— Aug 13, 2020 07:36AM
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elstaffe
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"khakis. What you must have to start your automobile." (96) oh hi there Boston
— Aug 13, 2020 07:35AM
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elstaffe
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"crick. The sound a Japanese camera makes." (95) and again, ugh
— Aug 13, 2020 07:34AM
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elstaffe
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"Old logicians never die—they just vacate the premises." (84)
— Aug 12, 2020 08:04AM
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elstaffe
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"'I like Chinese detective movies,' Tom chanted." (77) ugggh
— Aug 12, 2020 08:03AM
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elstaffe
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"'I'll take the prisoner downstairs,' said Tom condescendingly." (74) this is a hall of fame Swifty
— Aug 11, 2020 06:50PM
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elstaffe
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"'My favorite statue is the Venus de Milo,' said Tom disarmingly." (74) a few decades after reading Beowulf and arm puns still make me laugh aloud
— Aug 10, 2020 07:52PM
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elstaffe
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"Zsa Zsa Gabor once observed: 'I am a very good housekeeper. Each time I get divorced I keep the house.'" (56)
— Aug 09, 2020 01:21PM
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elstaffe
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"Pharaoh's daughter was like a stock broker because she took a little prophet from the rushes on the banks." (28)
— Aug 08, 2020 07:16AM
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