Status Updates from All Editions of Elements of Retrofit (Thomas Elkin, #1)

Marlobo ♥ epilogues is 60% done

— Oct 18, 2013 03:57PM Add a comment

Kristie is 75% done

"The one you said sucked dick like a Dyson?"

OMG, that's the best sentence I've ever read! I'm in love with this.

— Oct 18, 2013 09:03AM Add a comment

Crissy Morris is finished

— Oct 09, 2013 06:55PM Add a comment

Calathea is finished

WTF was that? O.O
It seems the argument at 80% was the whole point of the book. And after that I'd say, girl, kick that ass to the curb! Only, we're talking about fourtyfour year old Thomas Elkin in the role of the girl.
*shakes head disbelievingly*

— Oct 05, 2013 07:27PM Add a comment

Calathea is 62% done

"Want you."
"Jesus (...) Are you sure?"
"Please."
(...)
"Tom, please, baby, please."

Oh, dear, who would have thought it would come to that. *rolls eyes*

— Oct 04, 2013 04:52PM Add a comment

DayDreamer is 72% done

Half an hour to get from his workplace to his home? In New York? It takes me an hour to get anywhere I'm going in effing Sofia. But I guess I'm not a successful architect. Eh...

— Oct 04, 2013 04:16PM Add a comment

Calathea is 45% done

okay, a short-cut shower scene :-D

— Oct 04, 2013 03:57PM Add a comment

Calathea is 40% done

Next stop: the shower scene...

— Oct 04, 2013 03:47PM Add a comment

DayDreamer is 35% done

Oooh, I like it!

— Oct 04, 2013 02:44PM Add a comment

Calathea is 20% done

Good start. :-)

— Oct 04, 2013 02:37PM Add a comment

Runell is 74% done

Ryan lowered the paper bag. "The guy you've been seeing, the one you were all so secret-squirrel about, was my dad?"

Cooper nodded. "Yes."

"Oh, fucking hell," Ryan squeaked. "The one you said sucked dick like Dyson?"

Cooper shrugged and looked at me. "I was drunk . . ."

DEAD! I'M DEAD! OH MY GOD THAT'S SO FUCKING HILARIOUS, I'M DEAD!

— Oct 04, 2013 04:10AM Add a comment

Runell is 74% done

Ryan lowered the paper bag. "The guy you've been seeing, the one you were all so secret-squirrel about, was my dad?"

Cooper nodded. "Yes."

"Oh, fucking hell," Ryan squeaked. "The one you said sucked dick like Dyson?"

Cooper shrugged and looked at me. "I was drunk . . ."

DEAD! I'M DEAD! OH MY GOD THAT'S SO FUCKING HILARIOUS, I'M DEAD!

— Oct 04, 2013 04:10AM Add a comment

Runell is 73% done

Oh shit that's how his son finds out? I . . . I think I'm going to die of laughter. Oh my oh my oh my.

— Oct 04, 2013 04:06AM Add a comment

Ami is 42% done

While it is off-page, I still prefer to have a book without any reference to solo-shower masturbation. Seriously, for me, this one thing is just lame and outdated and boring and not sexy. At all :(

— Oct 01, 2013 09:07PM 7 comments

Ami is 20% done

I've been reading several Harvey/Mike (Suits) fanfic lately, and then I saw my friend posted a Harvey/Mike picture for her review of this story. OF COURSE now I just have them both in my head for Thomas and Cooper

Siiiigh...

— Sep 30, 2013 11:32PM 5 comments

Anke is 40% done

Finally a good read:) I like it very much.

— Sep 29, 2013 10:10AM Add a comment

Anke is 14% done

...and nope, had to look back, the son is 22 - I got it wrong:)

— Sep 29, 2013 08:27AM Add a comment

Anke is 9% done

What's with the ages? Blurb says 4 years after end of marriage and Cooper is 22. Beginning of the story it's said that the end of marriage was 5 years earlier and the son now is 25? Aren't Ryan and Cooper the same age? Small niggles...

— Sep 29, 2013 08:09AM Add a comment

Anke is starting

Please, pretty please let this not be a DNF!

— Sep 29, 2013 06:34AM Add a comment