Status Updates From Empty Net (Assassins, #3)

GET AUDREY THERAPY. This is book 3 in a row of disappointment. We saw the daddy issues in the last book…I don’t know who I dislike more as a main female lead: her or her sister Fallon. Toxic relationships everywhere. Also, can we talk about how our hero from book one is constantly pregnant? You know it’s actually NOT HEALTHY to get pregnant right after you give birth, right?

Baru 1% in but i feel like bitching already

she kind of bee itchy

me prometeram pregnancy e até agora nada estou desolada

como que essa mulher consegue me irritar tão rápido?????? mds, Toni eu te odeio.
A contradição dessa personagem de um livro pro outro e de um capítulo pro outro já tá me deixando puta.

I cannot stop reading! Tate Oooooddder is a sweetheart!

okay this ain’t fair, i’m actually feeling so much for this bitch now 🥺

my hearts actually hurting for this bitch omg

dammit now this shits got me tearing up

will this bitch ever learn ????

did i mention this bitch’s name is AUDREY
coincidence ??? 🤪🤪

correction: this bitch is FUCKING stooopid

this bitch is stooopid

Really don't know what to think so far...not particularly enjoying it. But I don't DNF and believe books can redeem themselves. Let's see.

Seriously considering shelving this book! I’m only a third of the way through and the heroine is driving me nuts. Her ex is set out to be abusive, but it’s not ringing true to my experience and understanding of these type of relationships. Granted, I started at book 3, but I don’t think that’s the issue. She doesn’t seem like a real person, just a plot contrivance to make this story longer...

Oh how i want to shake some sense into you Audrey!

Ugh Audrey stop being a f*^king doormat. You're really pissing me off!

haha Tate is a sweetie.

I love when the guy calls the girl "love"!! I love Tate too!

Audrey wake up and see Levi will never love you.. he is a user and a loser..

"Phillip would have sex with a rock, as long as it had bumps that looked like boobs." LOL!!

Ok, it was bad enough when Audrey was fighting the relationship but now that she's finally accepted their relationship, Fallon is trying to tear them apart! I just want to slap the crap out of Fallon right now.

it's a good thing Audrey finally pulled her head out of her you know what... I was about to smack a fictional character thee for a sec lol.

but seriosuly... can we talk about the fact that I need a Tate in my life... because God! all I keep getting are the Levi's and I'm so done with it lol

you know those moments... where something is put in your life for an exact purpose, and it's like this blaring alarm going you need to understand something ?
well that is what this book is for me so far. one big giant open your eyes moments

Audrey is already annoying me with Levi and letting this jerk control her and treat her like shit! Hello! He called you a whore and is using you. (Sigh) these women are stubborn and annoying at times. Levi is like the worst and he is disgusting.

Loving it soooo much!*-*

I did the thing where I kind of skim ahead to see if any super good parts would potentially happen, thus spoiling a part of the end, so now I'm just coasting and waiting for the thing I spoiled to pop up.
There's still a lot that happened in between the beginning and the spoiled part thats super good though, so thats good.

Oh my god I can't handle this right now!

ROFL. She just grabbed a beer and a large kitkat bar for breakfast after a one-night-stand ;'D . I do believe Audrey and I could be the best of friends LOL

Whoa! These two are like rabbits.... And lmao they are in sooooo much trouble!!