Status Updates From Empty Net (Assassins, #3)

finally!!

This a very shallow book, if she is not describing someone's looks, she is describing an outfit, hair, or shoes even when its the male leads perspective. There is also not much to the story besides him and here going back and forward over the same topic. Now I guess I remember why I never read the next book in the series after the first one.

Well it only took 3 wks for her to start acting stupid. How old is this woman- 14? Tate might by 9 years younger then her but he is more much more grown up.

Audrey is so freaking stupied! And he's an idiot for putting up with her bullshit! She needs to just tell him she can't have kids and if that's an issue they can go ahead and part ways but nnnooooo. This bitch leads him on. I'm 1/2 way done so I'm gonna finish it but damn! They're killing me!!

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP VOMITING????

IAMGOINGTOPUKE!!!! She did the predictible boring uncreative unoriginal thing ever. THEY THINK THEY CAN'T HAVE BABIES????? THEY MIRACULOUSLY CAN????? NOOOOO

I swear if they do end up having kids and everything is happy chappy I'm going to barf. Honestly that would just be the most cliche thing ever and Aleo would be taking the easy way out BIG TIME.

She knew that there was a man out there for her, but she was pretty sure he had fallen off his horse on the way to her house.

“Yeah. I got drunk and slept with my brother-in-law’s best friend, who is also my neighbor, who probably isn’t over the age of 18. I am a winner.”

“I am twenty-one,” he said sternly and Audrey could tell he was a little irritated.

Eek, she was such a slut! How did she sleep with a man and not know his name!? And why did he look younger than he did the other night!? He looked like he was sixteen! Oh, goodness! What had she done!? She was a child molester! She was going to go to jail for sleeping with a minor!

Tate was convinced he looked dumb in his fitted dress suit. He was too tall and thin and it made him look like a noddle. For that reason, he only owned one suit, and he wore it to everything he needed to.

Not that Audrey stalked him, because really, she hadn’t even seen him, but she noticed that he was a big sweets kind of guy. His trashcan was always filled with donut boxes, and candy wrappers.

She loved him with everything inside her. Gave him anything he wanted. Made sure, he was fully loved. Took the crap he dished out, and also the pain during sex. So he liked to choke her when they did it. Everyone had their quirks, she just hoped one day she too would like it, even though it really didn’t seem like she would.

When she couldn’t find it, she used her left hand to pat along the other side of her.

When her hand connected with what she knew wasn’t her phone, more like a very large penis, a loud, male grunt filled the room.

This book's already making my heart flutter I'm so happy for Audrey, (tired of the scum she's living with) lets see what else is in this book.
Oh boy!, Toni has a new crazy fan (me) loved this one, loved it love it GREAT story I did suffer with Audrey and Tate cried and hate Levi.

This book's already making my heart flutter I'm so happy for Audrey, (tired of the scum she's living with) lets see what else is in this book.
Oh boy!, Toni has a new crazy fan (me) loved this one, loved it love it GREAT story I did suffer with Audrey and Tate cried and bated Levi.

This book's already making my heart flutter I'm so happy for Audrey, (tired of the scum she's living with) lets see what else is in this book.

This book's already making my heart flutter I'm so happy for Audrey, (tired of the scum she's living with) lets see what else is in this book.

This book's already making my heart flutter I'm so happy for Audre(tired of the scum she's living with) lets see what else is in this book.

OMG!!! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!!!

"Nothing would stand in his way. nothing was getting past him. and then he would protect her heart, like he did his goal."

Getting better tg, am continuing on...

Struggling with this one. Audrey doesn't stop crying. Speaking as someone is unable to have children I don't get what her big deal is. It's not something I raise when I first meet people - sheesh

Audrey who I thought was great in book 2 is a complete idiot in book 3. Seriously she has an emotionally and some times physically abusive boyfriend... and she's currently trying to convince her friend he can be sweet...please...this girl had better straighten out soon of I'm dropping this one like a hot potato...hate weak women.

Hmm if i remember well, Toni Aleo is quite fond of the term "magnificient" when it comes to describe male attributes...

Must all be bi-polar cases. On day it's over, the other everything good after all. And bis repetita. Annoying.

Toni Aleo must have the most annoying and stupid female characters eveeeeer! I've never wanted jumping in a book to slap sense in a character this much!!! Elli, Fallon, Audrey : what the hell is wrong with you gals? And the men, wow, Shea, Lucas, Tate are dream men, but how in hell could they put up with their shit? Worst thing is, i like the books anyway. How fucked up is that? :/

"Thank God Levi is out the picture! ( i hope its stays that way) "Tate's inner Lucas" lol

Another great one...

Last two chapters got me. Story was ok but I had to work hard to get through this book.