Status Updates From Empty Net (Assassins, #3)

Eek, she was such a slut! How did she sleep with a man and not know his name!? And why did he look younger than he did the other night!? He looked like he was sixteen! Oh, goodness! What had she done!? She was a child molester! She was going to go to jail for sleeping with a minor!

Tate was convinced he looked dumb in his fitted dress suit. He was too tall and thin and it made him look like a noddle. For that reason, he only owned one suit, and he wore it to everything he needed to.

Not that Audrey stalked him, because really, she hadn’t even seen him, but she noticed that he was a big sweets kind of guy. His trashcan was always filled with donut boxes, and candy wrappers.

She loved him with everything inside her. Gave him anything he wanted. Made sure, he was fully loved. Took the crap he dished out, and also the pain during sex. So he liked to choke her when they did it. Everyone had their quirks, she just hoped one day she too would like it, even though it really didn’t seem like she would.

When she couldn’t find it, she used her left hand to pat along the other side of her.

When her hand connected with what she knew wasn’t her phone, more like a very large penis, a loud, male grunt filled the room.

This book's already making my heart flutter I'm so happy for Audrey, (tired of the scum she's living with) lets see what else is in this book.
Oh boy!, Toni has a new crazy fan (me) loved this one, loved it love it GREAT story I did suffer with Audrey and Tate cried and hate Levi.

This book's already making my heart flutter I'm so happy for Audrey, (tired of the scum she's living with) lets see what else is in this book.
Oh boy!, Toni has a new crazy fan (me) loved this one, loved it love it GREAT story I did suffer with Audrey and Tate cried and bated Levi.

This book's already making my heart flutter I'm so happy for Audrey, (tired of the scum she's living with) lets see what else is in this book.

This book's already making my heart flutter I'm so happy for Audrey, (tired of the scum she's living with) lets see what else is in this book.

This book's already making my heart flutter I'm so happy for Audre(tired of the scum she's living with) lets see what else is in this book.

OMG!!! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!!!

"Nothing would stand in his way. nothing was getting past him. and then he would protect her heart, like he did his goal."

Getting better tg, am continuing on...

Struggling with this one. Audrey doesn't stop crying. Speaking as someone is unable to have children I don't get what her big deal is. It's not something I raise when I first meet people - sheesh

Audrey who I thought was great in book 2 is a complete idiot in book 3. Seriously she has an emotionally and some times physically abusive boyfriend... and she's currently trying to convince her friend he can be sweet...please...this girl had better straighten out soon of I'm dropping this one like a hot potato...hate weak women.

Hmm if i remember well, Toni Aleo is quite fond of the term "magnificient" when it comes to describe male attributes...

Must all be bi-polar cases. On day it's over, the other everything good after all. And bis repetita. Annoying.

Toni Aleo must have the most annoying and stupid female characters eveeeeer! I've never wanted jumping in a book to slap sense in a character this much!!! Elli, Fallon, Audrey : what the hell is wrong with you gals? And the men, wow, Shea, Lucas, Tate are dream men, but how in hell could they put up with their shit? Worst thing is, i like the books anyway. How fucked up is that? :/

"Thank God Levi is out the picture! ( i hope its stays that way) "Tate's inner Lucas" lol