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so far the whole book is "Horse kept on staring at my boobs that boobed boobily (they're not that big since im smoll (5'4 btw,) but they perky.)"

This woman is pathetic! I can’t believe I was swindled out of my $3.99 like this. 😒

OMG, every guy in this book sounds like a complete loser! Lames with no social skills and sexism as their only personality trait got together and formed an MC. The male character’s dialogue is so damn try hard (insert grunt, calling women B-tches, talking about p*ssy) News flash: you are suppose to take the attractive qualities about an MC (ex.ruggedness) and pair them with other qualities women find attractive.

DNF

This is a Reddit find but I can’t remember why I put it on my TBR