Status Updates From Scientology: A History of Man

Thetan torture is wild man

Wait wait wait wait wait HOLD ON.

When you see a couple who’s constantly arguing over responsibilities at home or expectations within the relationship, it’s not that they’re incapable or I’ll suited to one another. It’s just they’re GEs with a lot of surfacing incidents from the caveman part of there theta lines.

“THIS IS a cold-blooded and factual account of your last 76 trillion years.”

The glossary represents some very impressive padding. I love that “dials, drop as much as twenty (or five)” is defined on page 184 and “drop as much as twenty (or five) dials” is defined identically on page 185. On 189, “evolutionary” comes right before “evolution, theory of” which is defined...identically. Bold. Bold!

Finally through the ads and about to embark on a voyage through the glossary. I realized what the ads remind me of—marketing for TTRPG books and supplements. “You’re on an adventure! Here’s the map.”

I don’t know why it strikes me as so funny that a significant chunk of this volume is just ads for other Scientology books. (Each of which is apparently just the MOST superlative, the completist, most important, mind-blowing most-most EVER.)

This seems to conclude the actual content of the book...the remaining ~90 pages appear to be appendices?

I’ve been earnestly trying to purge my vocabulary of casual ableism but I’m failing here—I don’t yet have a better way to say “this is dumb as hell.”

Incoherent!

Goofy as heck.