Status Updates From The Job

This dude's girl is the true MVP with the patience of a fkn SAINT 🙄🙄🙄 Can I *also* move away from Ned for a while ??? Can't we follow Lizzie girlboss for a bit instead? 😭😭

What is it with rich men and "buying women's company"? Like... if girls want you when you have money, they're "gold diggers", and if they don't want you then you'll throw money at them until they do?? PICK A LANE??? 🙄🙄😮‍💨😮‍💨

Cis straight white men working in sales written by cis straight white men use the most uninspiring turn-off-y language about romance I swear to god