Status Updates From Crimson Kiss (Crimson, #1)

"Hasn't anyone ever told you that you're beautiful? You seem so bashful when I compliment you."
"(…) they never said it as… uh… as, um… extravagantly as you do."
"That, was their mistake. I do not intend to repeat it."

I don’t blame Maggie, i would too have fallen for Sebastian. Like EASILY fallen head over heels. It’s unfair how charming and hypnotic he is. I’m mesmerized.

Jimmy is the worst character in this book.

Nothing like taking the time to visit a cemetery when your life is in danger. What could possibly go wrong?

So far every male character in this book is a sexist jerk. Cab drivers, cousins, fathers, even doctors that call their female patients banshees!

“Poor soldiers." Lord Baldevar sighed. "Risk your life defending your
country and your reward is a dance with Pauline Manchester."

Maggie giggled. "That isn't very nice, Lord Baldevar. True, but not at all
nice.”

Maggie is visibly rude and cruel to both the party host, Pauline and her cousin Kippy. In return she gets the attention of a sadistic vampire who shares the same vein of cruelty in his own personality.

“The priest was found with an ornate Russian Orthodox cross inserted into his anus."

Jimmy was disgusted. "Why the hell would someone do that?"

Meghann answered. "If Simon committed these murders, I can explain the priest. I saw him do the same thing in Cuba.”

I know this is not supposed to be funny but I can’t stop laughing! I hope this story gets crazier.

Re-read from ~20 years ago. There’s so much exposition in the prologue. I have a feeling adult me won’t like this book as much as my teenage self did.

Pre-twilight era vamp books really went hard. Home girl is living the life...

ugh i must be in a reading slump cause why all these books suck to me😭

finally his sadistic insane side showing i was getting bored

she told the hero she loves him during sex 13% in when they literally just met that evening aka 10 pages ago girl what 😭