Status Updates From Marry in Haste

author has daddy issues this is going to be a fun ride

I read this book a few times over the years. It's a good read.

But little Edward, disturbed by their voices, rolled over and gave something between a yawn and a grunt. ‘Come,’ she said, ‘we shall wake him.’
‘He sounds just like a pig,’ said his father.

Later was soon enough for Camilla. She was very big now, very placid, and more than ready to wait out her time in this quiet corner of Portugal, where no one expected anything of her except Chloe, who merely wanted her to drink goat’s milk, and rest in the afternoons.

Only 60% into this and already they are kidnapped