Status Updates From The Last Dragonslayer

"Two people tried to kill me, I was threatened with jail, had fifty-eight offers of marriage, and was outlawed by King Snodd IV. All that and more besides, and in less than a week."

I think I'm going to like this one

Fun in many ways, but why do Modern YA authors always have to suffer their plots to be so totally pacifist!? Like teens can't handle some idea of violence?