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Just Another Final Girl Review (Brittany) Levely-Connolly
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“Just one more orgasm ruined by the ineptitude, the arrogance, the audacity of men. One more in a long line of disappointments.”
-Rae Knowles
From ‘Eyes open, knees apart for the end of the world”
Funniest beginning of an apocalypse that I’ve ever read- starts w “Sarah was about to come when the apocalypse started.” As first sentence
Feminist
Sex-positive
Theme
Female orgasm
Vibrator
— Jan 11, 2024 08:38AM
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-Rae Knowles
From ‘Eyes open, knees apart for the end of the world”
Funniest beginning of an apocalypse that I’ve ever read- starts w “Sarah was about to come when the apocalypse started.” As first sentence
Feminist
Sex-positive
Theme
Female orgasm
Vibrator










